Wet people in the métro

During the past few nights I came across a few wet people in the métro. For a while I thought more and more people suffered from abundant perspiration problems because of the heat but last night I started to understand what was happening. Have a look.

When the sun shines and the evenings are warm, Parisians gather around the quaint Canal St Martin in central Paris and have picnics. The latter usually end up in alcohol orgies and quite a few people fall in the canal. This canal, as most inner cities' strams of water, is quite filthy and all sorts of things float, from excrement to dead bodies.
As you know, when one gets drunk one thinks that most ugly people are suddenly very attractive, the same way when one is drunk, one tends to think that a filthy canal is as pure as a bath of Evian water. It's nontheless fun to see people jump off bridges and imagine how much their body is going to itch during the night and how fun it's going to be for them to return home, totally wet in the métro.

Have a wet weekend.