Garbage

Yesterday morning, I woke up at the last minute as usual, ran into the shower, got dressed, took my bag with my work laptop, ran to the subway, missed it, moaned and hated myself for being this constantly late person. Finally got another métro. After a couple of stations, I checked if I hadn't forgotten anything home, since I always do, but realized that I had actually taken more things than I needed. Indeed, the stinky garbage bag I was supposed to throw away downstairs was still with me on the métro.
I had to get off at the next station to find a trash can where I could leave it but if you've been to Paris, you may know that for security reasons and to prevent maniacs from putting bombs into them, trash-cans' openings are too small to leave your garbage bags in them.
I was in a hurry and considered leaving my garbage bag on the platform and just run away. But then I felt guilty plus I started thinking that if someone saw a guy leave a bag in the métro and then run away, it would certainly be taken as "unattended baggage", terror attack and so on and so forth. So I had to go out of the métro to find a big street trash can where I left my unwelcome guest. Unfortunately, this was not the first time it happened to me as I once went to the grocery store with my garbage bag.
I'm overworked, I need a vacation.