Smoking isn't good for you

Smoking isn't good for you. That's the lesson I learnt today.

I was at the office, opened the door to have a smoke on the balcony while making phone calls on my cell at the same time. As only half of my brain actually functions, I can't usually smoke and do something else at the same time. That requires too much effort. So as I was speaking on the phone, I inadvertantly dropped my cigarette on the ground, bent down to catch it before it fell down on the sidewalk. Unfortunately I dropped my phone while catching my cigarette. Somehow, I felt less worried when I caught my cigarette although the phone was gone. I found it a few seconds later, it had fallen into the office. As I bent down again to catch it, I ripped my pants, between the legs. The fear of showing my underwear to the whole street made me fall down on the floor into my office and I f*** up my knee as I reached the floor.

Now I walk like I had too much sex last night. People don't even feel sorry for me.