Objective Beach 2006

The sun is shining, the temperature is warmer, people on the streets are starting to undress and reveal their 3 month-results of intensive winter gym training. Frog City is at its best in the sunshine. The sun reflects on the white façades and people seem somehow friendlier. Yesterday I was at the store and I even had a chat with two clients while waiting in line. This never happens in Frog Land usually.

Although the sun has an undeniable positive impact on me and my hormones, I just feel so lazy while I should be hopping & ribbitting back and forth, up and down. My motivation to work is at its lowest and I can’t even bother to write on my blog. How worrying is that?

I was reading Rob7534’s fabulous blog today and could see that Rob was feeling as lazy as I was. Is there something in the air? Change of weather? A new virus transmitted by blog users only! Reading the comments, I found Xmichra’s most pertinent comment about implementing a 2 month vacation for the people. I am so in favor of that. Let’s demonstrate!

When you think about it, we are all mammals, all we care for is food, sleep and sex. Therefore, the mammals we are should be allowed to take a yearly winter break of at least 2 months in order to 1) Diet and 2) Get our beauty sleep to face the summer. But instead of hibernating like our fellow bears and beavers, we are expected to work even more during the winter. So we finally get to our vacation time and we’re just too drained to relax.

As far as I’m concerned, I need to sleep at least 10 hours per night in order to function during the day. Now, because of work and blogging, I’ve recently been staying up till 2 am most nights. You can therefore imagine how efficient I’ve been lately.

Usually when I work out (er… it’s weird for me to see these two concepts in the same sentence “usually” and “work out” but anyway), so usually when I work out (lol), I get so much energy and my brain seems to function so much better. I even do stuff at work! I mean work stuff! I guess I just need to get started. Looking at my love-handles in the mirror every morning helps motivate me but I sometimes think “What the hell, there’s nothing to do, love-handles are HOT! Let’s celebrate and have 14 buttered croissants for breakfast! Yay!”

Please, somebody, tell me something that can motivate me! My summer vacation is in 3 months and I need to move my tushy and go back to that gym or I’m going to look like a giant blob on legs for Beach 2006!
By the way, I’ve changed my summer plans. I’m not going to Algeria any longer. Too complicated. Instead, I’m going with a group of friends to tour Portugal, Southern Spain and Northern Morocco. Doesn’t that sound fun? However, I’ve never been to either Portugal or Morocco and I need major info about the spots I shouldn’t miss while I’m there. Yes, I’m talking to you Coffee Girl!

Have a look at the second video below (the 1st one doesn't work, but I don't know how to remove it), and see how glorious I look in the morning! Enjoy!