Le Frog hates to jog

Le fact: I've packed my 1987 ski overall and my Estonian woolen hat and I’m going skiing for a week with 5 friends.

Le concern: I have seldom traveled with more than one person and I hate sports.
I usually mix well with other people. I'm quite sociable and get along with most. However, this usually lasts for 2 days and then I can't make any effort any longer. That's when I turn into this anti-social monster and feel like being on my own all the time. I yawn at people's face, I point out how loudly they chew when they eat, I make fun of their accent, I repeat what they say using a nasal high-pitched voice as a poor imitation of how they sound, I correct their grammar and finally I start picking my nose in front of them as I don't give a damn about making a good impression anymore. I'm horrible!

Le setting: Let me give you a brief overview of the situation in order for you to understand why I'm worrying. I’ve changed my friends' names in case they would want to sue me in the future.

Le Friend #1: We’ll call him Jean-Pierre Lamour. Jean-Pierre is a handsome straight 35 year old guy. A real metrosexual, likes to look good, spends hours in front of the mirror and could appear to some as a closet case. He is fit and loves to speak in lyrical but sometimes cliché terms: example: Good looking women are as beautiful as roses but can sting you in the heart if you don’t water them with endless love.
I’m very fond of him though, he’s a very sweet guy and a great friend.

La Friend #2: Sporty Dorothy is a hyperactive 32 year old girl, who jogs, rows, plays all sorts of sports, sleeps 4 hours at night. Has a loud and catchy.. no catching (as in contagious) laughter and likes to organize everything and gets upset if things don’t go her way. She's adorable though.

La Friend #3: Scary Mary is a friend of Sporty Dorothy. I don’t know her but she sounds really scary.

La Friend #4: Barbie Baby is 31. She is very beautiful and all the boys fall in love with her as soon as they meet her. The boys love her, the girls hate her. She’s very smart and successful in everything she undertakes She has a tendency to tease other people all the time especially me.

Le Friend #5: Favorite Mr. B, 30 years old. The strong silent type who likes to analyze the situation before speaking. After a while, FMB will ask you all sorts of nosey questions in order to get to know you better. I mean, very nosey questions. FMB is successful at all sports even though he may not have tried them before.

Mickelino: 33 years old going on 47, a bit chubby, very lazy and genuinely worried about spending a whole week with sporty people. The only thing Mickelino would like to do on his vacation is to sip on a cocktail, smoke cigarettes, sit on a terrace overlooking the Alps, wearing a veil on his head and dark sunglasses , go to cheesy karaoke bars at night and choose the restaurant.

Don't misunderstand me, I love skiing. That's about the only physical thing I can do properly (yeah yeah...), but I have problems with "in your face" healthy people who keep on screaming "we're so healthy, we're so fit, in corpo sano blah blah..." all day long. My theory has never been in corpo sano..., rather in vino veritas. Therefore, I'm mostly worried about my nasty tendencies to say things as days go by that I might regret later.

What is going to happen to me?