I love silly questions

During my various trips, I collected great questions people have asked me about France and being French. Here are a few of them. All of them are true and none of them were meant as a joke unfortunately.

All remained unanswered.

I should also add that most of these questions were asked to me when I was in the States, although lack of world knowledge is not only an American specialty, as Thais and Swedes haven't proved to be much more knowledgeable.

Finally, I should also add that the French are not much better either (although according to one of Nomad's old posts, we are 24% better hung that most other nationalities).

Is your last name France?

So you're from Bordeaux! Yeah right! How can you come from a place named after a drink, I mean nobody comes from Coca-Cola for crying out loud!

So you're from Bordeaux! Whereabout in Paris is that?

But you speak English! I thought there were rules against that in your country! Is that true that you strangle muslim women with their own veils?
Do you have the Internet in France?
Is it true that you hate Americans?
Is it true that you worship Saddam Hussein and support terrorism?
Is France a country that still exists?
Are you still at war with Germany?
Is true that most Frenchmen are gay?
Do you really tongue-kiss your friends and relatives?

Now people, I'm sure you've collected a great deal of silly questions about your respective coutries while traveling. I collect silly questions. Talk to me!