Sleeping with the escalator people

Ok, can anyone tell me why I suddenly have so much space here??? I can't move my text upwards grrrrrrrr......

Have you ever played that game: Who would you do? For example: Would you do Brad Pitt or Ricky Martin? Well that's an easy one of course. As you know, this game becomes much trickier when you start getting questions like: Would you do Roseanne Barr or Millie Jackson? and you HAVE TO make a choice or your whole family dies in atrocious pain... then the game goes on, alcohol flows and the game gets out of control: Would you do Michael Jackson or er... a black labrador?...

Well anyway, this game follows me all year round. At the store: Would you do the butcher or the baker?, on the street: Would you do the bag lady over there or the policeman in the tight uniform? (well, as I'm asking myself the questions, I have to make it easy on myself at times) and finally there's the escalator variation.

When I'm on an escalator, whether it be in the metro or at a shopping mall, I can't stop looking at the people who use the other escalator going in the opposite direction. Then I MUST choose one person I would have to have sex with in order to save my whole family from a terrible death. This game is tricky because you HAVE TO choose someone before you reach the top of the escalator or you end up sleeping with the last person who steps on the opposite escalator. It's a stressful game as you must be quick. It does make commuting entertaining though. It's also another proof of my being a total basket case. Ok, I'm going to bed.

But seriously, who would you do? Brad Pitt or a black labrador? ... Tough one uh? As far as I'm concerned, I've never really fancied Brad Pitt.