Are my muscles taking over my brain?

Tourette syndrome — also called Tourette's syndrome, Tourette's disorder, TS, or Gilles de la Tourette syndrome (GTS) — is a movement disorder with onset in childhood, and characterized by the presence of multiple motor tics and at least one phonic tic, which characteristically wax and wane. Tourette syndrome was once considered a rare and bizarre syndrome. It is no longer considered rare, but is often undetected because of the wide range of severity. (Wikipedia)

I'm seriously starting to wonder if i don't suffer from Tourette after all. You know this terrible disease that affects your muscles and your speech and makes you say dirty things out loud!

Actually, I think my Tourette is still sleeping but is just waiting to come out. Let me explain: Whenever i'm in a situation in which I don' feel at ease, I have this sudden urge to scream something naughty. I still manage to control it but it's getting harder and harder. For example, the other day I was at a classical music concert. The music was amazingly beautiful and soft, an impeccable silence would spread through the concert hall as the flute player did her solo. That's when I started struggling with myself, sweating, biting my tongue to not scream "HAIRY DICK" to the crowd as they religiously listened to the flute player.

Another example is the old lady from the second floor. She's a racist, she's ugly and I hate her. Sometimes she talks to me about the strange sounds she hears in the stairwell late at night. I can't really concentrate on what she tells me though, the only thing I can think of is: "What if I bitch slapped her right here, right now". I can almost feel my hand move towards her wrinkled cheek. Basically, if my body took over my brain for a few seconds I could do or say the worst things.

Lately I've been wanting to scream "VAGINA" at the movie theater, also I feel like stripping whenever I hold a presentation in front of people... As well as I feel I could jump off the top of a tower, I feel I could just take my willy out anytime if I wanted to. At the store, at work, anywhere embarrassing. One little muscle movement + one little brain absence and ::oh my God:: it could be out there, flapping in the breeze...

But I've neither screamed insanities nor taken it "out" yet. I don't think I ever will. It's just the forbidden aspect of things that makes me want to put out really... But imagine, if I really have Tourette and that my muscles suddenly start taking over my brain? Oh my God, it's starting now: